Dubai- A Thriving Contradiction.

Dubai intrigued me- it is an intriguing city- and that is perhaps the only way I can describe it. Sure it is unnecessarily opulent and filled with beautiful architecture, but the culture that has manifested itself underneath all this is a contradictory one. The westernisation of Dubai is clear as the city has attempted to craft itself as a cultural metropolis for tourists to indulge in the over the top, yet how has this affected its traditional cultural beliefs?

More so than anything else, it is the conflicting moral and cultural values that interested me. On the one hand, the traditional Islamic cultural that established itself in the Middle East is present, yet on the other hand we have modern Western ideals heavily embedded within in. Islam opposes drinking and bequeathes very little rights upon women, however, speak to any local or walk into any nightclub/bar, and a very different picture is painted. Women dress, well, like any other Western woman- even some of the more liberated locals. Shorts skirts are worn, high heels are strapped on and cleavage is out, all to impress the male specimen. However, overtly sexual behaviour, including dancing together and touching, is frowned upon. Never have I heard the word ‘prison’ be thrown around as a legitimate threat to combat such behaviour. Combine this with heavy drinking, debauchery, and a lot of underground activity, and Dubai seems to be be forgoing its traditions in a bid to lure tourists. It appears that money trumps all.

Speaking to a local, I questioned the operations of the clubs and bars and how they felt about this. His response was that what I see is only the tip of the iceberg. Dubai supposedly has a thriving underground gay scene, countless prostitutes (the oldest profession will forever be present), drugs are easily accessible, and the locals indulge in a lot of it. It was something I had to see to believe, so standing in front of a nightclub at 3am one evening, we were searching for something to do. The city supposedly shuts down at this hour, however we began to chat to a pretty young blonde lady standing next to us (turned out she was a Russian prostitute) who informed us of the after hours scene. She gave us directions to a private party located at another hotel, which we proceeded to try and find. Upon arrival, we asked security about it, who feigned ignorance until one let slip that we needed to be invited up, and to look for the people wearing the white wrist bands. Although our efforts to get in failed, it was clear that there was an entire hidden side to Dubai.

So has their desire to capture the attention, and money, of tourists resulted in a loss of culture?

Not necessarily. The Islamic culture is heavily present, simply walk into any public arena, yet it is one that is adapting. It is difficult to maintain traditions in an ever changing society, particularly one that is a central travel hub, so it becomes a battle of give and take. The line does need to be drawn somewhere, it is just a matter of deciding where. A city that is supposedly bleeding money needs means of counteracting that, and tourism is big business. If opening bars and clubs so people can partake in sex, drugs and debauchery means thriving tourism, then perhaps turning a blind eye is the easiest method.

Next time you visit Dubai, scratch the surface a little. Underneath the gold leaf ceiling is a world one would not expect to find in the Middle East.

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24hrs in Dubai

As part of my crazy and exhausting world trip, I decided to make Dubai my final destination for two reasons; to visit a friend living over there, and to take in the unnecessary opulence that has characterised the city. The sheer scale of the airport alone is bewildering, however it is nothing compared to the rest of Dubai’s unique landmarks. Having a little over 24hrs there, it was pertinent that I fit as much in as possible, so I crafted a simple to do list; shop, eat, drink (my own version of Eat, Pray, Love).

Never underestimate the size of a shopping mall in Dubai, and when someone says to you that it will take an entire day to walk through it, believe them! The Mall of Dubai encompasses four floors in the heart of the city, contains an ice-rink, an aquarium and a souk, and every designer store one could possibly think of. Think Tom Ford, Givenchy and Kenzo all aligned side by side. Whilst the prices aren’t necessarily cheap, it is a shopping experience unlike any other and a Mecca for any shopaholic. Should you have the time, give the Mall of the Emirates a try too, which holds an indoor ski slope, or the Souk Madinat, which has its own Venetian style waterway to transport shoppers around.

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Now that shopping is well and truly taken care of, it is time for dinner and drinks. Developed Dubai has been influenced by such a diverse array of cultures, and the western dominance is quite clear, thus making it a little more difficult to sample traditional Middle-Eastern foods. However, speak to a local if you would like to try something ‘non-touristy’, otherwise many of the hotels offer fine dining experiences.

Be prepared, the hotels in Dubai are big on buffet’s- breakfast, lunch and dinner can all be found in this form, so be get ready to eat. Having needed to keep all my destinations very close to each other (Dubai is quite spread out), we opted for the buffet at The Address Dubai Mall. For 265 AED (approx. $85 Australian dollars) one gets to not only indulge in a extensive buffet that included some rather fresh seafood and sushi, but you also get unlimited alcohol with the option of Australian wines, house spirits and exotic beers. My recommendation is that you get a bit boozy at dinner because buying drinks in clubs can get expensive. At around 60-80 dirham a drink, it all adds up rather quickly.

As I said, location was key to my outing, and The Address hotel is conveniently located next door to the Burj Khalifa- the world’s tallest building. Sitting atop the 123rd floor is the bar aptly called AT.MOSPHERE. Be prepared for the minimum spend of 200 dirham a head, but so worth it. The view is truly breathtaking as you are able to see all the way out to the infamous Palm, the Burj Al Arab and the dancing fountains located below.  Spend a bit of time here and take in the view of the city whilst sipping on its diverse and innovative cocktail list.

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123rd-floor

Next stop for the evening is the Armani Prive nightclub located on the ground floor (well, it’s actually underground). It is both chic and opulent, which is quite a difficult look to achieve when one screams minimal whilst the other demands over-the-top everything. Private tables are all the rage in Dubai as it tells others around you that money is of no issue, so should you be more prepared, book a table in advance. Needless to say, they are rather unnecessary- one can get drunk in any part of a club. The huge LED screen that encompasses an entire wall pretty much lights up the entirety of the nightclub, and with flashing images of Marilyn Monroe’s face done Andy Warhol style, combined with the words ‘Armani Prive’ constantly in your gaze, it is easy to get swept up in it all. My friend introduced me to a shot named the DooDoo that will forever remind me of Dubai and continue to haunt me. I wondered why the bartender slyly laughed when I ordered them, but they well and truly help you get drunk! The combination of white tequila, citrus juice and Tabasco sauce is nicely garnished with an entire green olive that surprisingly leaves a nice aftertaste.

Once the club, along with almost everything else, closes at 3am, you are left with 2 options- attempt to get invited to a VIP after hours party held at private residences, or drag your drunk self to grab some food before heading back to your hotel. After attempting the former, where you really do have to know a connected local here, I ended up doing the latter and grabbing some middle-eastern food at Zaatar w Zeit. I was amazed at how busy it was at 3am, reminding me of Maccas hangouts after a boozy night. With everything seeming beyond delicious, my menu ordering went as follows- a zaatar, a roll filled with spiced chicken, another roll filled with a different type of chicken, pita bread smeared with minced meat and fried haloumi sticks with dipping sauce. I am always amazed at how much I can eat after a few drinks.

That small amount of time in Dubai was enough to tantalise me to return. Dubai intrigued me, not only for its architecture and opulence, but rather the culture that has developed around that. However, don’t be mistaken, underneath this rather Westernised civilisation lies a very traditional Middle-Eastern culture which I’ll look at a little more closely next time.

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Staying classy… as always.

Williamsburg- a Mecca for Hipsters.

The term hipster is overrated, overused and not a label that anyone wants applied them anymore. It has become so mainstream that it goes against its original meaning, yet it is really the only phrase that can be used to describe the Williamsburg crowd. I don’t mean this in any derogatory sense, because the hipsters that Williamsburg has developed are their own breed of unique cool. They are the true sense of the term, and for that I give them credit.

Stepping off that subway (the only way to get there) and walking through the streets of Williamsburg is a very different experience from the island of Manhattan. There is not a high rise in sight, but rather warehouses and terraces, and the store fronts are an ode to their original facade. Whilst it has clearly become a little more developed with much more to come in terms of hotels and housing, and also popular amongst young New Yorkers (reflected in the price of property and living), Williamsburg also manages to maintain its character and uniqueness.

If you are only able to get down there for the day, I highly suggest a Sunday- and be sure to spend the entire day there. Get there early and grab coffee and breakfast at a cafe on Bedford Ave, which is the main strip. Then head on down to the markets and lose yourself amongst all the goods. Vintage clothes, antique furniture and jewellery galore, all sourced by the locals who set up the stalls. Once shopped out, grab lunch at the food stalls which are run by local businesses. This is where I had the best grilled cheese sandwich of my life, and I only had to travel half way around the world to get it.

A trip to Williamsburg is not complete without shopping for vintage clothes and rummaging through thrift shops. They are a dime a dozen here, so if you are fortunate enough to have the time and stamina to walk through the various streets, you are bound to find some goodies. The largest, and probably the best, is Beacon’s Closet which is a large warehouse filled with men’s and women’s clothing and accessories. I managed to pick up a sweet Calvin Klein windbreaker and Mets cap all for under $30. One can’t complain with those finds!

Lastly, Williamsburg promotes its all organic, all locally sourced product, and its alcohol consumption is no different. The local brewery is worth the trip. Right across the road from, Beacon’s Closet, Brooklyn Brewery is the perfect pit-stop when you just can’t be bothered shopping anymore. Take the tour, sample the beer and have a break- you won’t regret that decision one bit.

Williamsburg is the current hotspot and has been for a while, soI can’t help but wonder how long it will be before the hipsters move on because its cool factor has become too mainstream. However, it is definitely a place that needs to be visited and experienced. It’s lifestyle is laid back and perfect for getting away from the hustle and bustle of Manhattan, yet it is only a 15min train trip from the city centre. I see its appeal and my only wish was that I got to spend a little more time there.

Worth the trip!

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The Insanity that was Coachella 2013

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After the hype of last years Coachella (2pac hologram anyone?) it was inevitable that the organisers would find it difficult to back up that success. So instead if trying to top it, they went for a different approach. Opting for a lineup that was more indie rock with the odd splash of electro house and dance, organisers took the focus back to the music, and rightly so.

The atmosphere of a festival that draws 80,000 people from around the world is impossible to explain and even harder to grasp without having experienced it for ones self. Coachella was flawlessly executed and credit needs to be given for that. Transport to and from the venue, buying drinks and food, and getting around the expansive arenas was effortless. It made the whole experience infinitely more enjoyable knowing there wasn’t a 2hr wait to get on a shuttle to go home (though the trip back to Palm Springs does take close to an hour!).

Onto the music. Highlights were definitely Major Lazer, Janelle Monae, Foals, The XX, Vampire Weekend, Disclosure, Eric Prydz and The Red Hot Chili Peppers. They had the entire crowd jumping and had fun with their sets, which makes a world of difference. Major Lazer crowd surfed in giant inflatable balls, whilst Janelle Monae did a rendition of the Jackson 5 before having a crazy dance breakdown which was infectious enough to have the entire crowd joining her. The XX was a nice mellow break, whilst Eric Prydz reinforced to the crowd why he is one of the worlds biggest DJs. Finally, ending the festival were rock legends and veterans The Red Hot Chili Peppers. Needless to say, if anyone knows how to work a crowd, it is these guys. They were the best way to end Coachella.

With rumours flying around that a ‘surprise act’ would be announced, most festival goers had come to the conclusion that Daft Punk would be making a guest appearance, even claiming they saw flashes of Daft Punk symbols scattered about. However, to many people’s disappointment, R Kelly made a quick appearance during Phoenix’s set. Whilst he sang some classics, he was no 2pac hologram, and he sure as hell wasn’t Daft Punk. Oh well, it didn’t take away from the experience at all.

Now that I have ticked Coachella off my bucket list, I highly suggest that you do the same. It is an experience unlike any other, and one I will never forget.

Until next year.

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This Spectalced Man goes Abroad.

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To all my loyal followers, I invite you to take a journey with me for the next 6 weeks of my life. I will be travelling abroad, visiting various destinations including the fashion capitals of New York, Paris and Barcelona, the party destination of Vegas and Ibiza, and the opulence that is Dubai. It will be a whirlwind adventure comprised of fashion and food (life’s greatest pleasures really), copious amounts of alcohol consumption, and the odd bit of sightseeing. I always have a story to tell, and I’m sure this trip will result with many.

So come on this crazy ass ride with me. Follow me on twitter @SpectacledMan, on Facebook @ TheSpectacledGentleman or on my personal Instagram account @joshjosev.

Oh, and I’ll be live blogging from Coachella 2013!

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Trimming the Excess- How to Grow and Maintain an Epic Beard.

It may seem like a no brainer, the thing just grows all by itself, but developing and maintaining a beard has become an art form. If nothing else at all, the hipsters of today’s society have taught us that one can grow a beard and still look slick and cool. Nothing says ‘sophisticated gentleman’ like a bearded guy in a well-tailored suit.

First things first, grow it for at least a month before you start doing anything to it. You want it to get thick and lush before you start getting rid of the excess. Next thing is to decide on the look you are going for. Here there are probably 3 key styles; the full beard, the sexy stubble and the porn star mo. The latter is only ok if you are partaking in ‘Movember’ (an excellent cause) or you are in university and simply trying to be a regular (what is now mainstream) hipster.

I have opted to go for the full beard, and am just heading towards the end of the 4 weeks now, so I’m getting ready for the next step. Like with your hair, finding a good barber is key. Go to them for your first beard shave, as they will use a straight razor to define the lines on your neck and on your cheeks, which will make it easy for you to follow later on. Alternatively, you can invest in a straight razor from The Art of Shaving, which retail from $125- $275.

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My beard… Not bad for a few weeks.

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Straigh razor from The Art of Shaving

If you are going to the ‘5am after shadow haven’t been to bed yet but still undoubtedly sexy’ look, then invest in a good beard trimmer. You can change the settings to adjust the length of your beard, and they make it so simple to maintain and trim the entire face relatively quickly. I’ve been using one for years and haven’t touched a disposable shaving blade since. Phillips beard trimmers are a good price and are able to take care of everything from stubble to defining lines, so are a good investment.

Finally, look after it. Yes, this does mean washing and conditioning it just like you would your hair. Bluebirds offer a trio set that can take you from the onset of your beard, to its maintenance down the track. The beard saver prevents itching whilst growing, the beard wash conditions and softens once grown, and the wonder beard is a weekly mask that helps keep it healthy. For those that are truly dedicated, Kent makes a moustache and beard comb to help detangle and keep lush. It also looks cool walking around combing your beard.

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Phillips Beard Trimmer

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Bluebirds Beard Care Trio

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Kent Moustache and Beard Comb

 

Happy growing!

The Friday Review: Secret Garden Festival 2013

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In a mystical land, far far away (ok, like an hour out of Sydney), was a celebration of the arts, music and creativity, and of life in general, all in a flourish of spectacular colour and wonder. Secret Garden has grown into one of the largest and most sought after not-for-profit festivals, attracting crowds from both Australia wide and internationally. Whether you pitch your own tent or sleep in the lap of luxury that is WOW tents, it really doesn’t matter because sleep is unnecessary when you are having this much fun. Dress up, go crazy (in fact, the crazier the better) and explore the amazing landscape- allow yourself to be transported into the world that is Secret Garden. Friday night attracts a much smaller crowd, with an intimate vibe created amongst those sticking out the two days; however, the Saturday is when the festival truly begins. And with free beer and wine, how can one lose? There is so much carefree love and enjoyment in the air, everyone is truly at ease with one another and just enjoying themselves, which is a refreshing change from most other festivals. And as much as I don’t want to endorse it for fear of it being ruined by a massive influx of douche bags, all I can say is BRING ON 2014!

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Day 1 Costumes: Intergalactic Sci-Fi

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Day 2 Costumes: Sesame Street 

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Buzz gets frisky with a Unicorn

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Try It Tuesday: Santa Barbara in Kings Cross

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Walking into Santa Barbara is much like stepping into an 80’s movie that is set in Hawaii. The décor is retro chic, albeit a bit tacky, and the staff oozes a relaxed and carefree demeanour. There is timber as far as the eye can see, with hues of red, peach and orange used to accentuate the furnishings, only to be offset by flashing neon lights that create an overall sensory experience. It can all seem a little crass at first, but once you have immersed yourself in the world that is Santa Barbara, you will begin to appreciate the thought and effort that has been put into creating the overall vibe.

Once you have taken in all the visual cues, the menu is equally as bewildering but significantly more amazing. I went with friends and pretty much bought one of everything they had in a bid to sample it all. The Asian inspiration is clear, yet there is a distinctively American flavour. The fried chicken wings are a must, whilst the coleslaw is the perfect accompaniment. The Bings are small, and whilst tasty, they can probably be skipped in a bid to try something else such as the burgers or BBQ skewers. Don’t be afraid of the flavour combinations because they all seem to work.

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Finally, and perhaps most importantly, there is the drinks menu. If you are in a group it is hard to go past the jugs, and for $20-$30 a pop, they are reasonably well priced. However, Santa Barbara does nightly specials, so like their Facebook page to keep up to date. I went on $5 frozen margarita Thursday, and considering I’m not really big on margaritas, I certainly was not disappointed.

Overall, Santa Barbara is one of the better offerings to come out of Sydney’s bar and dining spots of late. Being situated in the heart of Kings Cross may have its set backs, but the guys from Drink & Dine have done a bang up job of refurbishing the old Piano Room. Perfect for a relaxed night with friends!

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Santa Barbara

 

Rating: 4/5 Spectacles

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Bringing Back the 90′s

I don’t know if I am excited by this prospect, or a little alarmed, but the 90’s are having a resurgence and it needs to be embraced! Snapbacks, prints, neon’s, loose denim, sneakers, baseball jackets, and dare I say it, boy bands. If anything is to come of this, it means we can have fun with our fashion.

The 90’s were quirky and crazy. Will Smith was rocking a flat top fro, Backstreet Boys were dancing their way to success, and the Spice Girls, well, they were a phenomenon. But we need to be careful treading into this territory. We don’t want a repeat of some of the crap that made it’s way into the public eye (a la Aaron Carter below).

So here are my tips on how to work the 90’s into your 2012 wardrobe.

Printed windbreakers/bomber:

Go crazy with this. Colour is key. Some great collaborations have been coming out of some of the sports brands. Puma x Hussein Chalayan and Adidas x Opening Ceremony.

 

Puma x Hussein Chalayan

 

Snapbacks:

Rocking an LA Lakers hat is cool and all, but overdone. Inject some prints into it. This trend won’t be around long, so no point in investing too much money on a cap. Check out Topman for some cool ones. Alternatively, a leather cap is always cool. Just sayin’…

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Ripped and loose denim:

Unless you’re a black rapper who’s done some time, avoid trying to achieve ‘swagger’ by having them halfway down around your ass. Opt for a regular rise with a tapered bottom and cuff the jeans a little. Make sure the rest of the leg is a little looser. Easier for girls to pull this look off, but no harm in trying guys!

 

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New Balance sneakers:

New Balance had a moment in the 90’s and then fell off the face of the earth. Come 2012, the brand is back and bigger then ever. Walking the streets, you see guys rocking them with skinny denim. They even made an appearance on the runway. Check out Song For The Mute’s SS12/13 show at MBFWA.

 

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Baseball Jackets:

Love a good baseball jacket. It really casuals up an outfit. Wear it with skinny jeans and a plain tee, and you have yourself a winning look.

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Boy Bands

We saw N*SYNC and The Backstreet Boys dominate the late 90’s, and 2012 see’s One Direction taking over the world. It is amazing what Simon Cowell can achieve with 5 good-looking lads and an impeccable stylist. Let’s just see how long they last. Manufactured bands don’t have the greatest track record. Case in point- Spice Girls.

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Splendour in the Mud

It has been a while between posts, but life has been a little crazy of late. Got back from Splendour in the Grass late last night after what can only be described as an exhausting weekend. But it was sure worth it!

As fun as the festival itself is, three days can be pretty draining. However, the atmosphere keeps you going (along with alcohol, Berocca and Red Bull), and the many friends you make along the way sure help. I’m not much for camping, so we rented a campervan called Boris for the trip. He was a pretty sweet ride.

I was expecting a lot of crazy style, but the mud soaked fields got the best of everyone. Gumboots were out in force (I had mine stolen people were that desperate!) and many a onesie’s were on show. Made friends with several dinosaurs. Oh the people you meet. However, there were too many short shorts, ponchos and hipster mo’s for my liking. I forgive because it is a festival after all.

Finally, the music. Highlight was definitely The Gossip. If anyone can work a crowd, it is Beth Ditto. So much respect for that lady. Any artist who jumps into the mosh and starts smoking and kissing people has my vote. And her voice is incredible live. The Kooks and Miike Snow were equally impressive, getting the crowd roaring, whilst The Shins smooth tunes had everyone stomping around the mud. Jack White was definitely the right pick me up to end day 1, and was enough to keep me going through the 1.5hr walk back to the campsite, which was infinitely better than the 3hr wait for a bus.

A pleasant surprise was Azaelia Banks. Relatively new to the scene, but she got everyone jumping and looked like she was having fun. I do love the contrast between her girly style (printed pants and sheer blouse) and foul mouth. Biggest disappointment was Lana Del Rey. I guess it was to be expected, but she just looked bored and lifeless on stage. Half the crowd walked off after the first few songs.

Overall, it was a pretty amazing weekend. And Byron is a lovely place. Not even the large influx of hipsters could take away from it.